Notice: The Little Egypt University campus is open only to registered students. If you do not carry a student ID, local toughs from the Sigma and Rho fraternity chapter may round you up and force you to watch The Legend of Sarmoti and other bad Japanese animation. You have been warned.

The Second Annual Back to School Issue

As President of Little Egypt University, I, John Wiggins ("Shifty") Brewster, take great pleasure in welcoming new and continuing students back to our 1996-1997 school year. Click on our new course catalog below to access a broad selection of educational opportunities in magic and the allied arts. For the casual student who turns to this periodical merely to audit classes on current books and card tricks, pay particular attention to French 101 and Mathematics 460.